States and countries doing silly stuff 2 Author: Anonymous Fork (0)

Version 2!!!!! This is not meant to offend anybody, it's just for jokes.

  • Afghanistan
  • Alabama
  • Aland Islands
  • Alaska
  • Albania
  • Algeria
  • American Samoa
  • Andorra
  • Angola
  • Anguilla
  • Antarctica
  • Antigua and Barbuda
  • Argentina
  • Arizona
  • Arkansas
  • Armenia
  • Aruba
  • Australia
  • Austria
  • Azerbaijan
  • Bahamas
  • Bahrain
  • Bangladesh
  • Barbados
  • Belarus
  • Belgium
  • Belize
  • Benin
  • Bermuda
  • Bhutan
  • Bolivia
  • Bosnia and Herzegovina
  • Botswana
  • Bouvet Island
  • Brazil
  • British Indian Ocean Territory
  • British Virgin Islands
  • Brunei Darussalam
  • Bulgaria
  • Burkina Faso
  • Burundi
  • California
  • Cambodia
  • Cameroon
  • Canada
  • Cape Verde
  • Cayman Islands
  • Central African Republic
  • Chad
  • Chile
  • China
  • Christmas Island
  • Cocos (Keeling) Islands
  • Colombia
  • Colorado
  • Comoros
  • Congo (Brazzaville)
  • Congo (Kinshasa)
  • Connecticut
  • Cook Islands
  • Costa Rica
  • Croatia
  • Cuba
  • Cyprus
  • Czech Republic
  • Côte d'Ivoire
  • Delaware
  • Denmark
  • Djibouti
  • Dominica
  • Dominican Republic
  • Ecuador
  • Egypt
  • El Salvador
  • England
  • Equatorial Guinea
  • Eritrea
  • Estonia
  • Eswatini
  • Ethiopia
  • Falkland Islands (Malvinas)
  • Faroe Islands
  • Fiji
  • Finland
  • Florida
  • France
  • French Guiana
  • French Polynesia
  • French Southern Territories
  • Gabon
  • Gambia
  • Georgia
  • Georgia
  • Germany
  • Ghana
  • Gibraltar
  • Greece
  • Greenland
  • Grenada
  • Guadeloupe
  • Guam
  • Guatemala
  • Guernsey
  • Guinea
  • Guinea-Bissau
  • Guyana
  • Haiti
  • Hawaii
  • Heard and McDonald Islands
  • Holy See (Vatican City State)
  • Honduras
  • Hong Kong
  • Hungary
  • Iceland
  • Idaho
  • Illinois
  • India
  • Indiana
  • Indonesia
  • Iowa
  • Iran
  • Iraq
  • Ireland
  • Isle of Man
  • Israel
  • Italy
  • Jamaica
  • Japan
  • Jersey
  • Jordan
  • Kansas
  • Kazakhstan
  • Kentucky
  • Kenya
  • Kiribati
  • Kosovo
  • Kuwait
  • Kyrgyzstan
  • Laos
  • Latvia
  • Lebanon
  • Lesotho
  • Liberia
  • Libya
  • Liechtenstein
  • Lithuania
  • Louisiana
  • Luxembourg
  • Macao
  • Macedonia
  • Madagascar
  • Maine
  • Malawi
  • Malaysia
  • Maldives
  • Mali
  • Malta
  • Marshall Islands
  • Maryland
  • Massachusetts
  • Mauritania
  • Mauritius
  • Mayotte
  • Mexico
  • Michigan
  • Micronesia
  • Minnesota
  • Mississippi
  • Missouri
  • Moldova
  • Monaco
  • Mongolia
  • Montana
  • Montenegro
  • Montserrat
  • Morocco
  • Mozambique
  • Myanmar
  • Namibia
  • Nauru
  • Nebraska
  • Nepal
  • Netherlands
  • Nevada
  • New Caledonia
  • New Hampshire
  • New Jersey
  • New Mexico
  • New York
  • New Zealand
  • Nicaragua
  • Niger
  • Nigeria
  • Niue
  • Norfolk Island
  • North Carolina
  • North Dakota
  • North Korea
  • Northern Ireland
  • Northern Mariana Islands
  • Norway
  • Ohio
  • Oklahoma
  • Oman
  • Oregon
  • Pakistan
  • Palau
  • Palestine
  • Panama
  • Papua New Guinea
  • Paraguay
  • Pennsylvania
  • Peru
  • Philippines
  • Pitcairn
  • Poland
  • Portugal
  • Puerto Rico
  • Qatar
  • Reunion
  • Rhode Island
  • Romania
  • Russian Federation
  • Rwanda
  • Saint Helena
  • Saint Kitts and Nevis
  • Saint Lucia
  • Saint Pierre and Miquelon
  • Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
  • Saint-Barthélemy
  • Saint-Martin (French part)
  • Samoa
  • San Marino
  • Sao Tome and Principe
  • Saudi Arabia
  • Scotland
  • Senegal
  • Serbia
  • Seychelles
  • Sierra Leone
  • Singapore
  • Slovakia
  • Slovenia
  • Solomon Islands
  • Somalia
  • South Africa
  • South Carolina
  • South Dakota
  • South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands
  • South Korea
  • South Sudan
  • Spain
  • Sri Lanka
  • Sudan
  • Suriname
  • Svalbard and Jan Mayen Islands
  • Sweden
  • Switzerland
  • Syria
  • Taiwan
  • Tajikistan
  • Tanzania
  • Tennessee
  • Texas
  • Thailand
  • Timor-Leste
  • Togo
  • Tokelau
  • Tonga
  • Trinidad and Tobago
  • Tunisia
  • Turkey
  • Turkmenistan
  • Turks and Caicos Islands
  • Tuvalu
  • Uganda
  • Ukraine
  • United Arab Emirates
  • United Kingdom
  • United States of America
  • Uruguay
  • US Minor Outlying Islands
  • Utah
  • Uzbekistan
  • Vanuatu
  • Venezuela
  • Vermont
  • Vietnam
  • Virgin Islands
  • Virginia
  • Wales
  • Wallis and Futuna Islands
  • Washington
  • West Virginia
  • Western Sahara
  • Wisconsin
  • Wyoming
  • Yemen
  • Zambia
  • Zimbabwe
  • ate chicken
  • drives a car
  • gets into a car crash
  • plays video games
  • uses the toilet
  • takes a bath
  • goes to a comic convention
  • scrolls through their internet past
  • puts on a T-shirt
  • puts on a pair of pants
  • acts like a monkey
  • draws in a notebook
  • reads Dogman
  • reads Scrambled States
  • yells
  • ran away from Oklahoma.
  • ran away from Pennsylvania
  • ran away from Ohio
  • catches a ball
  • dances on the roof of their house
  • goes bowling
  • cooks dinner
  • falls in a hole
  • gets eaten by a bear
  • plays with their pet kitten
  • goes for a swim
  • takes a nap
  • flies to Mars
  • climbs a tree
  • flies a kite
  • gets lost in the forest
  • washes their hands
  • cries softly
  • falls asleep in class
  • drowns
  • watches a scary movie
  • jumps off a duck
  • falls onto a duck
  • gets eaten by a shark
  • eats a shark
  • flies in an airplane
  • eats a big marshmallow
  • eats a lemon
  • bangs their head on a piano
  • sings a song really loudly and out of tune
  • draws a picture of themself
  • goes shopping for avocados
  • tries to divide by zero
  • goes to Chicago
  • yells at a flower pot in French
  • listens to Spiderman
  • walks in the road
  • dances on the dinner table
  • drinks lemonade
  • runs away from their house
  • ripped their pants
  • rents a boat
  • dances
  • goes to a museum
  • jumps around
  • rides a bike
  • plays baseball
  • stomps their feet
  • swats at a fly
  • plays tennis
  • tries to do a cartwheel
  • tries to do a headstand
  • fights with a lizard
  • directs a short film
  • plays hockey
  • eats a bowl of beans and cheese
  • grows in size
  • plays volleyball
  • shrinks in size
  • washes California's car
  • was unnecessarily retired
  • plays hockey
  • builds a monument
  • went to Canada
  • chased a chicken
  • drinks ketchup
  • goes insect catching
  • disconnects their soul from their body
  • acts like a deer
  • jumped on the deck and flopped like a fish
  • steals Texas's possessions
  • spits water at random people
  • pretends to be a bird
  • steps foot on 3 different planets
  • does 60 jumping jacks
  • orders New York a pizza
  • shatters 2,000 windows
  • builds a bamboo house
  • starts a business
  • eats 700 rose petals
  • stands still and does nothing for 79 hours
  • stops and smells the roses
  • spins this very slot machine
  • and gets food poisoning
  • and dies
  • and pees on the floor
  • then threw up
  • then hit their head on a rock
  • then fell down the stairs
  • then chokes
  • and fell down
  • and jumped off a cliff
  • and got grounded
  • and farted
  • and beat themself up
  • and drowns
  • and screams
  • and jumps out of a window
  • and fell off its chair
  • and was flung into the sky
  • and kicks flower pot
  • and fell down the stairs and accidentally kicked a flower pot.
  • and scribbles all over their face.
  • and now had to wear diapers
  • and got stung by a bee
  • and raged
  • and cried
  • and threw a tantrum
  • and threw a tantrum until they threw up
  • while intoxicated
  • while wearing a chicken suit
  • but gets arrested
  • and had to go to the hospital
  • while eating potato chips
  • but stepped on a Lego brick
  • and got bit by a chicken
  • but burned themself
  • until they couldn't see anymore
  • until they grew polka dots
  • while painting their nails
  • while eating birthday cake
  • and crashes into a pillow factory
  • and DOESN'T die.
  • while doing a puzzle
  • but their TV gets melted
  • and melts
  • until one of their limbs came alive
  • and disintegrates
  • and has a seizure
  • and travels across 43 different dimensions
  • and sabotages themself
  • and accidentally teleported to England
  • and couldn't take it anymore so they moved to Palau and got heavily into fish-farming.
  • and hit their head so hard on a window they passed out
  • then rage quits a video game and throws a controller at the TV
  • and flushes a fish down the toilet
  • then goes back to sleep
  • and passes out from boredom
  • and got frozen in an ice block
  • and got paid $43,000 in quarters
  • and had to be demolished from existence
  • and caught a cold
  • and got hit by a bus
  • and fades into another plane of existence
  • and throws themself into the fire
  • and gets stung by a scorpion
  • while the worker is disrupted
  • while eating an ice cream cone
  • but every five seconds, everything around them increases by a semitone
  • until their speaker set blows up
  • but they got sold due to budget cuts
  • and got kidney failure
  • while driving a car
  • while scrolling through internet videos
  • while being screamed at
  • around a busy intersection
  • while watching wholesome videos about animals
  • but then they turned into a cube
  • because they are so special
  • and became king/queen/ruler
  • and became president
  • because, well, why not?
  • while eating the most terrible sweet concoction you can think of
  • while doing a funny dance
  • and accidentally kills one of their friends
  • while tending to the wheat fields
  • and does that for 24 hours straight
  • and takes an incredible voyage around the sun
  • and eats a ridiculous amount of bugs
  • and turns into a marketable plushie
  • and ponders their own existence without having a mental breakdown
  • and eats a giant cube of chocolate

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