States doing dumb things again Author: Anonymous Fork (0)

We're back at it again.

  • Alabama
  • Alaska
  • Arizona
  • Arkansas
  • California
  • Colorado
  • Connecticut
  • Delaware
  • Florida
  • Georgia
  • Hawaii
  • Idaho
  • Illinois
  • Indiana
  • Iowa
  • Kansas
  • Kentucky
  • Louisiana
  • Maine
  • Maryland
  • Massachusetts
  • Michigan
  • Minnesota
  • Mississippi
  • Missouri
  • Montana
  • Nebraska
  • Nevada
  • New Hampshire
  • New Jersey
  • New Mexico
  • New York
  • North Carolina
  • North Dakota
  • Ohio
  • Oklahoma
  • Oregon
  • Pennsylvania
  • Rhode Island
  • South Carolina
  • South Dakota
  • Tennessee
  • Texas
  • Utah
  • Vermont
  • Virginia
  • Washington
  • West Virginia
  • Wisconsin
  • Wyoming
  • Ate chicken
  • Drives a car
  • Gets into a car crash
  • Plays video games
  • Uses the toilet
  • Takes a bath
  • Goes to a comic convention
  • Scrolls through its internet past.
  • Puts on a T-shirt.
  • Puts on a pair of pants
  • Acts like a monkey
  • Draws in a notebook
  • Reads Dogman
  • Reads Scrambled States
  • Yells
  • Ran away from Oklahoma.
  • Ran away from Pennsylvania
  • Ran away from Ohio
  • Catches a ball
  • And dies
  • And pees on the floor
  • Then threw up
  • Then hit its head on a rock
  • Then fell down the stairs
  • Then chokes
  • And fell
  • And jumped off a cliff
  • And got grounded
  • And farted
  • And beat itself up
  • And drowns
  • And screams
  • And jumps out of a window
  • And fell off its chair
  • And was flung into the sky
  • And kicks flower pot
  • And fell down the stairs and accidentally kicked a flower pot.
  • And scribbles all over its face.
  • And now had to wear diapers
  • And got stung by a bee
  • And raged
  • And cried
  • And threw a tantrum
  • And threw a tantrum until It threw up.
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