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Create your own parallel universe scenarios with this slot machine! Many sentences were edited just for this very slot machine! Be warned: Most results make no grammatical sense or they don't make sense at all. Also some outcomes might be inappropriate to some users.

  • all the straight white men
  • an invisible racist
  • babies
  • bones
  • books
  • burps
  • cakes
  • Chris
  • cloning
  • dinosaurs
  • dogs
  • Earth
  • everyone
  • everything
  • every word
  • farts
  • for just half a second, Tom
  • guitars
  • hands
  • homework
  • kitchen appliances
  • life
  • light
  • masturbating
  • nipples
  • nobody
  • not dancing
  • people
  • sandwiches
  • sitting
  • sofas
  • spaghetti
  • the answer to every question
  • the cameraman
  • the letter M
  • there
  • they
  • thinking about breasts
  • Tom
  • video games
  • watches
  • women
  • your friend
  • create/creates
  • hate/hates
  • have/has gone
  • have/has gone to
  • have/has not heard of
  • is/are
  • is/are always
  • is/are called
  • is/are gone
  • is/are populated by
  • is/are pronounced
  • isn't/aren't
  • just whispered something in
  • know/knows
  • make/makes
  • might be
  • occasionally mistake/mistakes their hand for
  • sound/sounds like
  • tell/tells
  • turn/turns into
  • a bear
  • a dog
  • animated
  • a squid
  • babies
  • bad at hide and seek
  • bees
  • bugs
  • Chris' ear
  • compliments
  • dead inside
  • drugs
  • drums
  • dubbed in Polish
  • dubstep
  • each other
  • existing
  • explosive
  • feet
  • filmed in front of a live studio audience
  • filmed in front of a live studio audience but only one person showed up
  • filmed in front of a live studio audience but only one person showed up and he brought all his turkeys
  • gone
  • gross
  • hot
  • hyper-intelligent horse people
  • illegal
  • insults
  • legal
  • log flume rides
  • my ass
  • narrated
  • offensive except for swear words
  • on fire
  • pigeons
  • reality TV
  • sexy
  • slightly more ducks than you'd expect
  • Steve
  • still alive but invisible
  • stupid
  • Super Mario music
  • suspicious
  • talking
  • the shops
  • wormholes
  • your clothes disappearing
  • your head floating
  • your head being heavy
  • your secrets
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